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mariedancer:

omg dead.
his anal is always hungry.
may i help you ?

People who say ”New Year, New Me.”

(Source: kate-maras, via cyrusbieberbitch)

Teacher :	What comes after 69?
Student :	Mouthwash.
Teacher :	Get out.

iwasianx3:

what-is-aiir:

blainesrainboweyebrows:

preparetodie-obviously:

antipediophobe:

baklavagina:

kiwimate:

the-american-sweetheart:

WHAT THE FUCK DO THEY MAKE THIS SHIT OUT OF?!!

This thing! Argh! Summer camp, I couldn’t get the damn thing off at the end of the sessions!

and pulling on it just makes it worse.

A-FEST FLASHBACKSSHOWERS ONLY SEEMED TO MAKE THEM STRONGER

OMG THEY ARE CRAFTED BY THE DEVIL

URGH THIS DARN THING.

This.

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